The G-8 will continue to meet on matters important to the most developed economies, such as international security issues. But those meetings will come as world leaders converge for other events, not in major summits."

TRANSLATION: The Gay-20 will continue their circle jerk and think of ways to screw over the most corrupt economies. After extensive tryouts, the gayest 8 with no gag reflex interfering with their fallatio skills will continue to compete to determine who is the biggest fag of all.

Situation Hopeless.

Winston Smith@aol.com to Scotty Dukes, Phase, (list serve): Lou Dobbs: "The biggest threat to the environment...too many children." finally its getting mainstream. too late of course and only will get worse but at least someone is telling the fucking truth . x abort or sterilize at birth . not cute at all and your competitor for all. ws, mot , always bho is a combo platter of both, thinks he is black and i never saw a black person . the kids hair is black and his face is??????? right stupid, BROWN!

Scotty Dukes to Winston CC: Phase
As a guy with brown hair I kind of take offense to that. I remember also when you said that I looked like a "tart". Those are great illustrations by the way, did you do those?

Phase to Winston, Scotty:
Haha!! At last it's making the headlines in the mainstream... Scotty what teh fuck are you talking about? That was a very TART-like comment.

Winston to Phase, Scotty: WTF are u talking about scotty? i have brown hair too. so what? . what color hair does bho have? its black right what the fuck color is his skin or 50 cents skin its fucking brown. Whats with this black ? da i'm black well no motherfucker your brown and So what? dont make anyone bad or good. it all comes from the heart! that black deal came from the black panthers in the 60's. it sounds scary . brown panther dont sound as good. So the tarts call themselves black which makes them Dumb. tell them to get their crayons out. no one dare, they are afraid of brown people for so reason?, i dont know why! I love black (girls') bodies, best asses on earth. guys got great builds too. reason for that big ass is they were on all four longer than us. the spine is bent! fuck everybody where they put their folk ! bho is bi racial or malotto and that's fine but tell the fucking truth. what the bs about the first black president? That's a bold ass lie ws, mot, always -- get a grip its all a joke , situation hopeless

Girl: OMG I LOVE this song. Hey. You know what they did in Mexico City?

Me: No. What did they do?

Girl: they got 40,000 people in the street dancing along to "Thriller" all in sync.

Me: Oh REALLY?

Girl: Yeah, it was like the most people ever at one time dancing to one song.

Me: Oh yeah.

Girl: OMG yeah. The Mexicans. It was awesome. And they were wearing like these awesome red jumpsuits.

Me: I think you're talking about the Panamanian inmates

Girl: Panamanian, Mexican, they're all the same to me. Whatever.

Me: The world is your fucking oyster isn't it?

Girl: Excuse me?

Me: I said that was an awesome video.

Girl: Oh yeah wasn't it? I wish I could dance like that.

Me: Well take a fucking dance class and do it.

Girl: Nah I'm too fat to move like that.

Me: Then move to fucking Mexico or Panama, get arrested, and be part of the next one. Which would you rather do, be part of a lame company, a lame job in North America where all work sucks monkey balls, or would you rather do something cool and exciting like that.

Girl: You know what, that's not a bad idea. If I could teach English for a year in Peru and sit front row at a U2 concert because my brother met Bono and handed him an extra ticket (I hope to dear Lord she was making that one up), then I can do pretty much anything.

Me: Go right ahead. Be my guest

Girl: Look for me, front and center in that next Mexican video.

Me: Wouldn't miss it for the world.

• Al Roker?  i'd love  to bitch slap that Brown motherfucker then piss on him. what a punk  brown asskisser.  He out lived that other  asshole. Willard Scott another Butt Boy!

• Sherm- nobody accused you of having a brain. When someone makes a statement that NYC is called the Holy City you have serious problems. Funny then one of your sidkicks comes in with a job and calls you a Tart. i taught you all well. He is correct you are a Tart and whoever that picture is of- has serious mental problems. Thats reality sonny!

• QUESTION: WHAT IS A TART? That would be short for re-tart! not unlike you! You used the tern about- dont you know what the hell your saying? wooops sorry i forgot it was you ! you could also use the term RE. ie you a re. Buy the way where’s the gun? Phase sez what gun? , i come back with “the gun you shoot the shit with” By the way did anyone in your family live?

• The question is WHY DO THE PEOPLE IN THE USA CALL THEMSELVES AMERICANS WHEN IN FACT THERE ARE 3 AMERICAS. WE ARE A SMALL SECTION OF ONE CALLED NORTH?

• Cj sez i’m vulgar now isnt he a nice girl. sorry missy! I even asked him For Example? so far i got zzzzzzzzzzzz

• Dick Bove another clown . He’s like the Wind . He should retire.

When another guy suggested that they ban him from the board:

• Dear SAP sure– who do you want to block? You also have my permission to stick your head in the toilet. That about how much useful input you give to this site. Your a troll.

• this is group of washwomen bs’ing daily. daaa dis you hear this daa did you hear that. Well yes assholes we did and what shall we do? a SUGGESTION PLEASE? Join the group of dopes. You all should names this site Tarts Daily! or Washwomen Daily!! WTF?

• I dont even pay attention any more. I also suggested anyone with an IQ over 70 boycott the site. Its over. I mean this is a Serious group of fools.

• HEY SAP HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU DONATE TO THIS SITE? IF NONE LEAVE THE ROOM GO HOME TO MOMMIE! YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING! ZIP! NOT A POSTIVE THOUGHT IN THAT EMPTY HEAD!

• THIS SITE HAS BECOME HOWDY DOODY’S PEANUT GALLERY. THE IDIOTS FIND THE NEWS HOURS LATER AND GET THEIR ROCKS OFF RE- POSTING. I THINK THE GROUP IS A BUNCH OF OLD LADIES FROM FLORIDA WHO LIKE TO GOSSIP! SITUATION HOPELESS.

• This group are hopeless smucks! Most not all! As you can see i made some suggestions to a clown called Phase, he asked me and he never came back! I’ll assume he painting his trailer with his 10 kids.

• Well here i am in from running 10 miles and i see You Jerk Off’s are now going back and forth about burka’s. i think all you stupid mf’s should wear burkas maybe it will shut you the fuck up? WTF has burka’s got to do with the people losing jobs or making good sugessions about a solution ever so small – like your minds??????????

• Since i entered this site you got more hits then ever! Check it out! WHY? well again i make you Lemmings think! WS, MOT, Always (This was his official ending for EVERY post he made under the alias "Winston Smith, Minister of Truth")

• DS- etc Its 4:30 est lets hear one reply to question or statements i asked instead of calling me names and telling me to go to the hospital. keep in mind girls the nastys go both ways!

• Since i entered this site which i liked when this Cranky guy started it or took it over? – it has now become a burka, lafer curve bunch of bullshit artists who find sites and Run back to this one and report to each other like a bunch of old broads in Florida. Did you hear this? did you know this? and not one of the assholes has a solution- a suggestion! a idea ! We know the problems sooooooooooooooooo? Pure bs and thats why we are in deep shit as a once great country. Since not one of you have a suggestion or solution to a problem I’m out of here. Watch the hits they will drop to near zero.

• When i spell a word wrong which i dont give a shit about I see it and fuck it – this isnt a “spelling bee” I got spell check. i dont bother. I had people doing all that for me. WFC? you get the point.

• Be nice or mommie wont buy you new panties! Daaaaaaa Did you hear this ? daa “did you hear that” daaaaa now we got the fucking lafer curve involved with these idiots! WTF. daaaaa “where is cranky”? i told you, your making me cranky! i’ll bet you all make your old ladies cranky too! PS sez nighty nighty all? WTF? I’m really Cranky NOW! Peace Had Enough– Me Too Situation Hopeless, ws, mot, always

• No Person escapes when Freedom Fails , the Best Rot in Filthy Jails and THOSE That Cried APPEASE, APPEASE are Destroyed by Those They Tried to Please! Pretty forken good, right? one could also say Fork you Cork sucker! is that Foul as u say?

• Well just got in gang and all i have to say is SO WHAT? What the hell are you all going to do. Cry Like babies to each other or ACT NOT REACT!! Lets have so ideas from you Armchair Cowboys. So we are in deep shit and good people are getting hurt whats next? I suggested we get buses and MARCH ON WASINGTON! Set up a commitee to get it all right. We outnumber the police and when they come we go right at them , depants them take our guns then as we we buy them for the idiots, burn their pants and we get action. Some might get hurt a but freedom aint cheap and we aint got no freedon now for sure! Its all a bluff game on their part just take my word i know for a Fact! What say all you talkers? bla bla bla as we are getting fucked big time and its only began ! it now has to be payed for! WTF dont you all get? Are their any balls in the house? Get a history book adnd see how change comes about and i'll give you a clue, not by talk! How the fuck was this shithole started in the first place and why? ws, mot, always

Rachel: I had such a bad day in the sun yesterday, my ass got so burnt

Jen: How do you get an ass burn? I've never heard of that.

Rachel: Like, I was sitting with my ass out and I couldn't squeeze sunscreen through the cracks of my G-string, so I just left it out, and now it's so bad I can't even stand up.

Jen: Oh, I HATE those ass burns. This guy once gave me one when he put his penis in mine.

1. Four girls in a hotel elevator

Jamie: Did you press on your hair yet?

Lanie: No, I was too busy having sex with that guy.

Erin: So you're telling me you would rather fool around with Steve than go out with perfectly pressed hair

Samantha: Honey, you are a freak. You have like the freakiest hair out of all of us.

Lanie: I can't help it. He had an Australian accent.

1. Three girls waiting on line at a club

Jane: We just had our anniversary

Jan: So why are you going out with us?

Jane: Some guy I met on the beach today told me to come here.

Erika: Would you, like, do it with some random guy you met on the beach?

Jane: Probably does it better than my husband. He has a Latino flavor. My husband is so boring.

Jan: That's not as bad as what you did one time Erika. Remember that cruise we went on, that midget.

Erika: OH MY GOD. He was disgusting.

Jane: On second thought, I think I'm going home. Later girls

(So basically, this girl spent hours getting ready to go to a club, FOR NOTHING)

Kid: Daddy, where is mommy and aunt Ruthie?

Dad: They're too busy watching reality TV to have their own lives

Kid: What's reality TV daddy?

Dad: Basically, Timmy, real TV has scripts and actors where reality TV has idiots who try to be famous.

Kid: Why are they idiots if they're on TV?

Dad: Because they have no brains, act blindly in a quest for attention, and have no lives.

Kid OK. Tell Aunt Ruthie to get a goddamn life and stop watching that rubbish.

Dad: I can't be sure about that son, but I might have to steal her TV just to teach her a goddamn lesson. Come on son, let's go back in the pool

Tyrone: This is for the real Beer Pong champions.

Everyone: Yeeeahahhhh

Tamika: WHOOOOO! YEEAAAHHH!

Me: Will you guys Shut up? We're trying to play a game here.

Tamika: You shut the fuck up, nigga. (Note: Do not get all pissed at me. This is not me writing, this is what was said to me by an obnoxious girl)

Me: Um, excuse me, but the last time I checked, I am white.

Tamika leaves her table, walks over to the beer pong table, and interrupts our game to yell at me

Tamika: What the fuck do you mean, last time I checked i am white? What the fuck did you think I called you?

Me: Well, something other than what I am

Tamika: Why the fuck do you think I would call you something like that?

Me: I HAVE NO IDEA, but you did. Look, can I get back to my game? Move along.

Tamika: Uh uh, I ain't going nowhere til you tell me why I would call you that.

Me: I don't know! Listen, just drop it.

Tamika: I ain't droppin' shiiiit.

At this point, I struggle hard to hold in my laughter.

Me: Listen, everything is cool.

Tamika: That shit ain't cool. Why do you think I would call you a nigga for (Again, that is what came out of her mouth)

Me: I don't know, and frankly i don't care. Everything is fine, please calm down. It's our turn and I have a game to play.

Tamika: Go and play yo' broke-ass game. Stupid-ass white boy

Me: Goodbye

Tamika (as she is walking back to her table): That boy running his goddamn mouth. He lucky I don't smack him upside his head talkin that bullcrap.

Z100Ho (facebook status): can i just be a housewife? i swear i earned my MRS degree at BU.

Me: Really? Was that really the title of your degree?

Z100Ho: yes, the BA in psych was all for show ... i was really taking classes in looking cute in aprons, walking in high heels, and serving cold beer while my significant other watches the game (no talking while i serve).

Me: Well there's an honest statement if I've heard one in the past 15 seconds.

Me: 11:25:34 AM Katie Couric knows what's up.

James: 11:25:37 who the fuck is she?

Me: 11:25:48 She was the one who reported the crocs shoes layoffs

James: 11:25:49 She's a female?

Me: 11:25:51 No shit. You don't know who katie couric is HAHAHA

James: 11:25:53 what does she know?

Me: 11:25:57 a lot.

James: 11:26:06 i know the name. I dont watch television moron. That's for you and other stupid people

Me: 11:26:11 She is host of the cbs evening news- she OWNED Sarah Palin last year, remember?

James: 11:26:13 i dont know or care

Me: 11:26:20 Not everyone who works in the media is an idiot, just letting you know

James: 11:26:23 yes they are

11:26:25 99.99999% are

11:26:27 fuck the media they're worthless

Me: 11:26:30 if you say so

James: 11:26:35 you only like the media because u don't know or understand anything else and any incompetent stupid person can.

Me: 11:26:40 That's not entirely true.

James: 11:26:48 then why do you know so much about it and "famous people"

11:26:53 they distort facts and bias their reports based on corporate interests

Me: 11:26:57 right....

James: 11:27:02 i don't fucking care about any media outlet

11:27:04 they all lie

11:27:06 and give AWFUL economic news

11:27:09 they can't report for SHIT

11:27:10 i want more failure

11:27:11 NOW

11:27:12 NOW

11:27:13 NOW

11:27:18 I want every person who cried wolf "the recession is ending" to be hanged in public or executed.

Can't help ya there, buddy

Bum: ...People here in New York don't really realise how close they really are to being out on the streets, just like me. And it's all because of this great depression recession business. Like, one second you have your job, the next second you're out on the streets

Buttslut: Oh, absolutely. Like, there are so many girls here who are so like "Ohmigod, we have it all", when really they have nothing.

Me: I hope you don't mind me listening in on your conversation. You see, I'm a writer, and listening in to such stuff is good for my work.

Bum: Whatever you gotta do to make some money man. You see me, I got nothin'. I'm a normal guy, just like you, except I'm here on the street and I got nothing. You don't understand.

Me: I DO understand. I'm close to broke and I got nothing to my name.

Bum: You're lying to me. Are you makin' fun of me, cause I'll kill ya.

Me: Have less than 5 grand to my name and deteriorating fast, Honest to God.

Buttslut: WHAT did he just say?

Bum: You know, I can see your face, I believe you, a young dude just like yourself, worried about being out on the streets like me. Before you know it, it's gonna be true.

Me: What are you tryin' to say about me?

Bum: That before you know it, you could be out here like me.

Buttslut: You know, why don't you open your wallet and give this guy some change, because he is the real fuckin' deal.

Me: You talk? I'm surprised, because I'd imagine the only financial worry you would have tonight is the amount you are willing to spend on alcohol tonight. Over/under 200 bucks. I'd take the over.

Buttslut: Actually, dickhead, I'm just coming from the sushi roll to get dinner for me and my child, who I raised myself, by the way FUCK YOU, and getting the special because the family roll is two dollars. What smart-ass comment do you have to say now?

Me: Ok, OK. I guess I stand corrected. Anyway, Streetie (take out quarter from wallet), here's 25 cents.

Buttslut: Hey, hey, why are you calling him Streetie? Don't you think that's a little racist?

Bum: I got kids, dickhead.

Buttslut: And don't you think 25 cents is a little cheap? This guy is the real fuckin' deal OK?

Me: I am a man of the people, I will bestow my generosity on anyone who deserves it. And he does.

(As I am walking away) Buttslut: Fuckin' jerk. HE'll get what he deserves.

Well, I ended up getting so drunk that night, that it ended with me standing out on a street corner and asking groups of lower east side partiers: "brother, can you spare a dime", because I had spent all my money on drinks. So I Guess she was right. BUT, and I guess there is a "But" that strong-willed woman is currently being called called "Buttslut" on my site. Life isn't always fair. I guess not.