Do you remember our friend Winston Smith, Minister of Truth, from the Layoff Daily message boards? Ever since the boards ceased to exist we have become email buddies with this deranged man. We have had some priceless exchanges and forwards, including this one:

Winston Smith@aol.com to Scotty Dukes, Phase, (list serve): Lou Dobbs: "The biggest threat to the environment...too many children." finally its getting mainstream. too late of course and only will get worse but at least someone is telling the fucking truth . x abort or sterilize at birth . not cute at all and your competitor for all. ws, mot , always bho is a combo platter of both, thinks he is black and i never saw a black person . the kids hair is black and his face is??????? right stupid, BROWN!

Scotty Dukes to Winston CC: Phase
As a guy with brown hair I kind of take offense to that. I remember also when you said that I looked like a "tart". Those are great illustrations by the way, did you do those?

Phase to Winston, Scotty:
Haha!! At last it's making the headlines in the mainstream... Scotty what teh fuck are you talking about? That was a very TART-like comment.

Winston to Phase, Scotty: WTF are u talking about scotty? i have brown hair too. so what? . what color hair does bho have? its black right what the fuck color is his skin or 50 cents skin its fucking brown. Whats with this black ? da i'm black well no motherfucker your brown and So what? dont make anyone bad or good. it all comes from the heart! that black deal came from the black panthers in the 60's. it sounds scary . brown panther dont sound as good. So the tarts call themselves black which makes them Dumb. tell them to get their crayons out. no one dare, they are afraid of brown people for so reason?, i dont know why! I love black (girls') bodies, best asses on earth. guys got great builds too. reason for that big ass is they were on all four longer than us. the spine is bent! fuck everybody where they put their folk ! bho is bi racial or malotto and that's fine but tell the fucking truth. what the bs about the first black president? That's a bold ass lie ws, mot, always -- get a grip its all a joke , situation hopeless