I am not a member of too many message boards online, because most of them don't offer any comedy or anything productive to say. However, recently i was drawn to the message boards of a now-defunct website called Layoff Daily by Phase, because of a man on there, quite obviously a head case, who went under several aliases including "Winston Smith, Minister of Truth", and most notably "Citizen Orwell". This guy's posts ranged from psychotic to delusional to trippy to insulting to just plain weird. Everyone on the message board HATED him and kept on telling him to leave and tried to block him but he never went away for too long, even when he said he will. He is an angry, angry man and takes his rage out on people who comment on this website designed to inform and enlighten people of layoffs and the developing economic crisis. But to the guy's credit, his posts are absolutely hilarious, and he does think of some of the most creative insults to other members of the board I have ever heard. So here is a little compilation I put together of some of his funniest moments, copied verbatim from the old Layoff Daily message boards. ENJOY!:

• Al Roker?  i'd love  to bitch slap that Brown motherfucker then piss on him. what a punk  brown asskisser.  He out lived that other  asshole. Willard Scott another Butt Boy!

• Sherm- nobody accused you of having a brain. When someone makes a statement that NYC is called the Holy City you have serious problems. Funny then one of your sidkicks comes in with a job and calls you a Tart. i taught you all well. He is correct you are a Tart and whoever that picture is of- has serious mental problems. Thats reality sonny!

• QUESTION: WHAT IS A TART? That would be short for re-tart! not unlike you! You used the tern about- dont you know what the hell your saying? wooops sorry i forgot it was you ! you could also use the term RE. ie you a re. Buy the way where’s the gun? Phase sez what gun? , i come back with “the gun you shoot the shit with” By the way did anyone in your family live?

• The question is WHY DO THE PEOPLE IN THE USA CALL THEMSELVES AMERICANS WHEN IN FACT THERE ARE 3 AMERICAS. WE ARE A SMALL SECTION OF ONE CALLED NORTH?

• Cj sez i’m vulgar now isnt he a nice girl. sorry missy! I even asked him For Example? so far i got zzzzzzzzzzzz

• Dick Bove another clown . He’s like the Wind . He should retire.

When another guy suggested that they ban him from the board:

• Dear SAP sure– who do you want to block? You also have my permission to stick your head in the toilet. That about how much useful input you give to this site. Your a troll.

• this is group of washwomen bs’ing daily. daaa dis you hear this daa did you hear that. Well yes assholes we did and what shall we do? a SUGGESTION PLEASE? Join the group of dopes. You all should names this site Tarts Daily! or Washwomen Daily!! WTF?

• I dont even pay attention any more. I also suggested anyone with an IQ over 70 boycott the site. Its over. I mean this is a Serious group of fools.

• HEY SAP HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU DONATE TO THIS SITE? IF NONE LEAVE THE ROOM GO HOME TO MOMMIE! YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING! ZIP! NOT A POSTIVE THOUGHT IN THAT EMPTY HEAD!

• THIS SITE HAS BECOME HOWDY DOODY’S PEANUT GALLERY. THE IDIOTS FIND THE NEWS HOURS LATER AND GET THEIR ROCKS OFF RE- POSTING. I THINK THE GROUP IS A BUNCH OF OLD LADIES FROM FLORIDA WHO LIKE TO GOSSIP! SITUATION HOPELESS.

• This group are hopeless smucks! Most not all! As you can see i made some suggestions to a clown called Phase, he asked me and he never came back! I’ll assume he painting his trailer with his 10 kids.

• Well here i am in from running 10 miles and i see You Jerk Off’s are now going back and forth about burka’s. i think all you stupid mf’s should wear burkas maybe it will shut you the fuck up? WTF has burka’s got to do with the people losing jobs or making good sugessions about a solution ever so small – like your minds??????????

• Since i entered this site you got more hits then ever! Check it out! WHY? well again i make you Lemmings think! WS, MOT, Always (This was his official ending for EVERY post he made under the alias "Winston Smith, Minister of Truth")

• DS- etc Its 4:30 est lets hear one reply to question or statements i asked instead of calling me names and telling me to go to the hospital. keep in mind girls the nastys go both ways!

• Since i entered this site which i liked when this Cranky guy started it or took it over? – it has now become a burka, lafer curve bunch of bullshit artists who find sites and Run back to this one and report to each other like a bunch of old broads in Florida. Did you hear this? did you know this? and not one of the assholes has a solution- a suggestion! a idea ! We know the problems sooooooooooooooooo? Pure bs and thats why we are in deep shit as a once great country. Since not one of you have a suggestion or solution to a problem I’m out of here. Watch the hits they will drop to near zero.

• When i spell a word wrong which i dont give a shit about I see it and fuck it – this isnt a “spelling bee” I got spell check. i dont bother. I had people doing all that for me. WFC? you get the point.

• Be nice or mommie wont buy you new panties! Daaaaaaa Did you hear this ? daa “did you hear that” daaaaa now we got the fucking lafer curve involved with these idiots! WTF. daaaaa “where is cranky”? i told you, your making me cranky! i’ll bet you all make your old ladies cranky too! PS sez nighty nighty all? WTF? I’m really Cranky NOW! Peace Had Enough– Me Too Situation Hopeless, ws, mot, always

• No Person escapes when Freedom Fails , the Best Rot in Filthy Jails and THOSE That Cried APPEASE, APPEASE are Destroyed by Those They Tried to Please! Pretty forken good, right? one could also say Fork you Cork sucker! is that Foul as u say?

• Well just got in gang and all i have to say is SO WHAT? What the hell are you all going to do. Cry Like babies to each other or ACT NOT REACT!! Lets have so ideas from you Armchair Cowboys. So we are in deep shit and good people are getting hurt whats next? I suggested we get buses and MARCH ON WASINGTON! Set up a commitee to get it all right. We outnumber the police and when they come we go right at them , depants them take our guns then as we we buy them for the idiots, burn their pants and we get action. Some might get hurt a but freedom aint cheap and we aint got no freedon now for sure! Its all a bluff game on their part just take my word i know for a Fact! What say all you talkers? bla bla bla as we are getting fucked big time and its only began ! it now has to be payed for! WTF dont you all get? Are their any balls in the house? Get a history book adnd see how change comes about and i'll give you a clue, not by talk! How the fuck was this shithole started in the first place and why? ws, mot, always