Here's a random one. And hopefully I will do this every single week from now til eternity. The Facebook Status of the Week has got to go to my old friend "Z100Ho":

Z100Ho (facebook status): can i just be a housewife? i swear i earned my MRS degree at BU.

Me: Really? Was that really the title of your degree?

Z100Ho: yes, the BA in psych was all for show ... i was really taking classes in looking cute in aprons, walking in high heels, and serving cold beer while my significant other watches the game (no talking while i serve).

Me: Well there's an honest statement if I've heard one in the past 15 seconds.