I introduced you awhile back to my friend "Dave", who is a bandwagon NY sports fan. How little sense does he make? Listen to this:

Me: So how about Lebron James eh? You think he's really coming to the Knicks this time?

C-Town: Well, yeah the way he left the court. And I heard he was wearing a Yankees hat the next day.

Me: That doesn't mean shit.

Dave: Wait, wait a second. You mean Lebron James is coming to the Knicks?

Me: It's not official yet.

Dave: Man, forget about Lebron James. When is John Starks coming back for the Knicks?

Me: He retired like 10 years ago.

Dave: But I thought Starks was coming back. It was him and Anthony Mason on the news, saying they're coming back to play. I swear.

Me: What planet are you on? What bizarro universe did you hear that news report in?

Dave: It was Earth, wasn't it?