Four girls are sitting in a coffee shop, enjoying their Sunday afternoon brunch

Rachel: Jess just broke up with her boyfriend.

Lisa: OMG, I feel so bad for her.

Kira: We should do, like a Newly Single party or something for her next weekend.

Danielle: How did he do it?

Rachel: He wined and dined her, then at the end of the meal he just came out and said it. He was dating some skank he railed in Cabo.

Kira: OMG, OMG that's so sad.

Rachel: She was just sitting there afterwards, bawling over a bottle of wine, like "Don't break me up just yet" (This past sentence is NOT a typo. This is what I heard come out of the girl's mouth)

Danielle: That's so unclassy.